- 31st May
2012 - 31
- 31st May
2012 - 31
(Source: caroforbes, via futurepsychologist)
- 31st May
2012 - 31
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
- Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
- Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
- Doctor: Denise.
- Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
- Doctor: Denephew.
- 31st May
2012 - 31
When you see an adorable outfit on Tumblr.
I WANT THIS. WHY CANT I HAVE THIS.
(Source: lovelyanchors, via twistedtheory)
- 31st May
2012 - 31
(Source: leilockheart)
- 31st May
2012 - 31
(Source: idalou, via twistedtheory)
- 31st May
2012 - 31
(Source: iambobe, via twistedtheory)
- 31st May
2012 - 31
Colette: Horst has done time.
Linguini: What for?
Colette: No one know for sure. He changes the story every time you ask him.
(Source: gifspixar)
- 30th May
2012 - 30
- 23rd May
2012 - 23
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